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Dec 1st: DC Improv Open Mic @ DC Improv – FREE

The DC Improv Comedy Club is proud to host a local open mic night in our main showroom. With more than 20 years in the comedy business, The DC Improv has been a comedy home for young comics such as Jermaine Fowler, Seaton Smith, Rory Scovel, Erin Jackson, Mike Birbiglia and Dave Chappelle. Now to develop up-and-coming comics the Improv is, once again, opening its doors for an open mic night. But please note this is not an amateur hour. We are looking for comics who have been working the scene and have solidified their Five-Minutes of Funny. If that is you, you just might be what we are looking for! If you have longer than Five-Minutes you might find yourself on one of our feature spots for the open mic. Tickets for this event are free to the public. To be in the audience you can RSVP via the link or just show up the night of the show. This is not a ticketed event and is FREE to attend!

If you are interested in consideration for performance time on our DC Improv Open Mic please email [email protected]. Web submissions only. Please no phone calls. (DC Improv)

Dec 2nd: The DMV Roast of Christmas @ The Brixton – FREE

The Capital City Showcase, one the best variety shows in the DC area, returns with their latest installment of The DMV Roast on Tuesday December 2nd at 8:00pm! Some of the area’s funniest comics will come together to roast DC’s sports teams, public figures, and current events. Each show will feature a “comic stand-in” to play the part of the idea being roasted. And just in time for the holiday season, we will be roasting Christmas! Santa Claus himself will be there, played by the hilarious Jamel Johnson. (JT)

Dec 3rd: You Me Them Everybody Live 5 Year Anniversary @ Wonderland Ballroom – FREE

Hosted By Brandon Wetherbee

Guests include
Linsay Deming
Daniel Knox
Natalie McGill
Jenn Tisdale
Haywood Turnipseed Jr

House band Typefighter (full band)

Warm up from Rachel Dry and Ruth Rasby

Part of the You, Me, Them, Everybody Live 5 Year Anniversary Series. (FB)

Dec 3rd: Bombing with Ben & Stav @ The Crown (Baltimore) – FREE

AUGHHH! We don’t want to do this—we hate comedy–but we HAVE to. Thanks Obama

BOMBING with Ben & Stav is an open mic comedy series with a different theme every month.

This month: CLEAN COMEDY

Sign up on-site at 8, show is at 8:30. Each performer gets 5 minutes.


Hosted By Ben O’Brien & Stavros Halkias

For show details & announcements just follow on twitter whichever one of us you like better: @benfobrien or @stavcomedy

If you don’t come we just get to hang out and drink. Please don’t come.


Dec 4th: Dan St. Germain & Mike Lawrence @ The Bier Baron Tavern – $15

Two Men. Two Beards. Two Great Comics.

Dan has appeared on Conan, Fallon, Best Week Ever, @Midnight, We Love the 2000’s, John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show, Guy Code, Friends of the People, WTF with Marc Maron, Carolla, and You Made it Weird. He has his own Comedy Central Special, a podcast called My Dumb Friends, and his album Bad at the Good Times is available on A Special Thing Records.

Mike has appeared on Conan, Late Night with Seth Meyers, @Midnight, FX’s Totally Biased, John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show, WTF with Marc Maron, You Made it Weird, and You Know What Dude. He has his own Comedy Central Special and his album Sadamantium is available on Comedy Central Records.


Dec 5th & 6th: Improvised Shakespeare Company @ Artisphere – $22

Artisphere invites audiences to laugh their arse off with the renowned Improvised Shakespeare Company. Based on one audience suggestion (a title for a play that has yet to be written), The Improvised Shakespeare Co. creates a fully improvised play in Elizabethan style. Each of the players has brushed up on his “thee’s” and “thou’s” to bring you an evening of off-the-cuff comedy using the language and themes of William Shakespeare. Any hour could be filled with power struggles, star-crossed lovers, sprites, kings, queens, princesses, sword-play, rhyming couplets, asides, insults, persons in disguise and all that we’ve come to expect from the pen of the Great Bard. The night could reveal a tragedy, comedy, or history. Nothing is planned-out, rehearsed, or written. Each play is completely improvised, so each play is entirely new!

Founded in 2005, The Improvised Shakespeare Co. has been performing its critically-acclaimed show every Friday night at the world famous iO Theater in Chicago for over six years and continues to entertain audiences around the globe. It has been named Chicago’s best improv group by both the Chicago Reader and the Chicago Examiner and has received a New York Nightlife Award for “Best Comedic Performance by a Group.” The Improvised Shakespeare Co. was recently honored by the Chicago Improv Foundation as its “Ensemble of the Year.”

Due to the spontaneous nature of improv, not all subject matter is appropriate for all ages. (FB)

Dec 5th & 6th: Tom Green @ The Arlington Drafthouse – $25

His bum is at The Drafthouse. His bum is at The Drafthouse. #NeverForget Drew Barrymore (JT)

Dec 6th: Sadness Town Live Podcast w/ guest Linsay Deming (Church Night) @ Bathtub Republic

Sadness Town with David Tveite is a Washington, DC-based live comedy podcast. Each episode, David invites a funny friend to come on and share a handful of songs that were important to him or her in high school. They listen to the songs along with a live audience, have some laughs, and wallow in nostalgia/embarrassment for about an hour. At the end, everybody hugs.

For this episode, the podcast returns to the Bathtub Republic with guest Linsay Deming. Linsay is a musician and vicar who can be seen hosting Church Night every month at the Black Cat.

This is a house show located in the basement of 3119 11th St NW. If you have trouble finding it, post on this event page. Bring beers if you wanna. Bring chairs if you can.

Previous episodes of Sadness Town can be found on iTunes or at www.davidtveite.com/sadness-town (FB)

Dec 7th: Upright Citizens Brigade Touring Company @ Sixth and I – $20

The Upright Citizens Brigade Touring Company brings the very best of its New York City and Los Angeles theatres to our stage. See the comedic stars of today and tomorrow from the theatre that brought you comedy greats Horatio Sanz, Amy Poehler, Rob Corddry, Ed Helms, MTV’s Human Giant, The Daily Show’s Rob Riggle, and more! (Sixth & I)

Dec 7th: Story Leauge – A Collection of Funny Holiday Stories @ The Kennedy Center’s Theater Lab – FREE

Andy Christie’s writing has appeared in The Moth Book, The New York Times and the Thomas Beller anthology Lost and Found: Stories from New York. His stories have been heard on the Peabody Award–winning Moth Radio Hour and WFUV’s Cityscape. His humor book I Wasn’t Kidding was published by Random House in the US and UK, so his work can be found on remainder shelves spanning two continents. He is creative director of Slim Films, a NYC-based animation and illustration studio, and is the host of The Liar Show. Robin Gelfenbien’s original comedy songs have played on Sirius Satellite Radio, and her acclaimed solo show, My Salvation Has a First Name (A Wienermobile Journey), premiered at the New York Fringe Festival. (KC)

Dec 7th: The Capital City 9 @ Malmaison (Georgetown) – $10

The Capital City Showcase and The 9 Songwriter Series, two of the DC area’s premiere shows, are coming together for an amazing event!

This fantastic event will feature:

comedian Andrew Bucket
musician Cecily
musician Kevin De Souza
musician Louisa Hall
comedian Elahe Izadi
musician Brittany Jean
comedian Chelsea Shorte
musician Justin Trawick
comedian David Tveite

Tickets for this fantastic event are only $10! They are on sale now at www.capitalcity9.eventbrite.com! There will be NO sales at the door and tickets are limited, so don’t miss out!

See you at the Show! (FB)

Dec 10th: The Summer Camp Show @ The Wonderland Ballroom – FREE

Join us for Wondercamp! A summer camp show for adults. There’ll be hiking, songs around the campfire, and childhood memories that will last a lifetime… all on the second floor of The Wonderland Ballroom.

Nate Johnson is your head counselor. Glen Hawkins is your music coordinator. Natalie McGill is your spiritual advisor. David Tveite is head of rules enforcement.

Camp tuition is free.

Dec 10th: Chucklestorm – The Christmas Spectacular @ The Ottobar (Baltimore) – $5

Come join us for a Christmas spectacular!
Lots of guests, prayers, ho’s and ha’s.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, you filthy animals.
MICHAEL FOODY (comedian)
SEAN JOYCE (comedian)
CHET SCHWETNOB (tech guru)
A HOLIDAY COOK (like emeril)
SANTA (santa)

OTTOBAR // $5 // 8pm // 18+ (FB)

Dec 10th: But Seriously…Comedy Night! Holiday Edition @ The Windup Space (Baltimore) – $5

So excited to announce the second round of “But Seriously…” at The WindUp Space. Last time was so much fun and this one is going to be even better!

Open Mic!
Hilarious Comics!
Corny Christmas Crap!

Sign-up at 8:30
Show at 9

$5 with 5 dollar drink tickets included

Dec 11th – 14th: Christian Finnegan @ DC Improv – $20

Christian can currently be seen on the TBS sitcom “Are We There Yet?” but is perhaps best known as one of the original cast members of VH1’s “Best Week Ever”, where he offered keen insight into the workings of popular culture and the ubiquity of celebrity genitalia. “Chappelle’s Show” fans will recognize him as ‘Chad’, the only white roommate in the infamous “Mad Real World” sketch. And pinko Communists know Christian from his regular appearances on MSNBC’s “Countdown with Keith Olbermann”. Christian Finnegan is a fixture (some might say ‘barnacle’) on Comedy Central, having starred in countless network interstitials, the shows “Premium Blend” and “Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn” and in his own special, “Comedy  Central Presents: Christian Finnegan”. Christian was also the host of TV Land’s “Game Time” and has appeared on “The Today Show” and “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson”. Christian’s first CD, “Two for Flinching”, was released by Comedy Central Records in 2006 and his super-duper DVD extravaganza, “Au Contraire!” was released by Warner Bros. Records in 2009. When he’s not on tour, Christian Finnegan lives in New York City with his lovely wife Kambri, a Chihuahua, a parakeet and a useless rabbit. He spends his free time plotting society’s downfall and googling the names of obscure hair metal bass players. (DC Improv)

Dec 11th: Magoobys New Comedian of the Year Contest @ Magoobys Comedy Club (Timonium, MD) – $10

Local comics from DC, MD and VA compete to be the best of the best of the best! Bonus, the winner gets $1000. Go! Support local comedy! (JT)

Dec 12th: Laugh Hard, Die Young: Comedy Night at the DECA @ Discerning Eye Center for the Arts -DECA Building (New St. Lancaster, PA) – $5 or $8 (includes beer)

Yes this is in Pennsylvania but trust me when I say if you made the drive you would thank me, thank yourself, thank the God of your choice (or no God), and/or Obama + The Republican of your choice. Everyone on this show is goddamn hilarious. Get out of the city. (JT)

Dec 12th & 13th: The Second City’s Nut-Cracking Holiday Revue @ The Arlington Drafthouse – $30

Chicago’s legendary sketch comedy theatre presents the perfect addition to your holiday season, The Second City’s Nut-Cracking Holiday Revue at the Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse. Second City’s Nutcracking Holiday Revue features a seasonal blend of hilarious scenes, songs and our trademark improvisation with a sprig of holiday mischief for a night of spirited fun. Funny, bright and completely original, Second City’s Nutcracking Holiday Revue is the perfect alternative to the same old holiday shows. From uneven gift exchanges with your clueless boyfriend to couples therapy with Joseph and Mary, Second City has your ticket to all that’s ridiculous about this magical season. (Drafthouse)

Dec 13th: Jim Jefferies @ The Hippodrome (Baltimore) – $39.50

You will NOT be sorry if you see this show. To prep check out two of his specials currently available on Netflix. I actually laughed out loud, earnestly, joyfully. Amazing. (JT)


Dec 15th: Mark Normand @ The Kennedy Center’s Millennium Stage – FREE

Mark Normand was born and raised in New Orleans, LA to two surprisingly normal parents. As a kid, he spent most of his time shooting short films and wetting the bed. Mark started doing comedy right after college and quickly moved to New York. Mark now does comedy clubs and colleges across the country and has been involved in many festivals, including Portland, Seattle, DC, Boston, and was featured as a New Face at the Montreal Comedy Festival, where he recorded a set for Canadian TV. In NYC, Mark now runs two comedy shows and two podcasts: the weekly “Hot Soup,” “We’re all Friends Here,” a live show also recorded as a podcast, and “Tuesdays with Stories!,” a podcast from Stand Up NY Labs. (KC)

Dec 19th: Church Night @ The Black Cat – $12

NOT your grandmother’s holiday church service, DC’s only church themed variety show will jingle all the bells with a wild night of entertainment featuring shots-n-tots communion, sing-a-long hymns, “Crowning of the King” photo opportunity, pornaments, and more! (Black Cat)

*This event is 21+*

Comedy from:
Burlesque from The Nutcracker Sweethearts:
Music from:

Dec 20th: Chanu-Comedy: A Festival of Laughs @ Sixth and I – $20

Rachel Bloom is a comedian, actress, writer and singer based in Los Angeles. Her comedic music videos have been featured in the LA Times, Onion AV Club, Jezebel, The Huffington Post, and Buzzfeed, among others. She was recently named a comic to watch by both Time Out LA and Backstage Magazine, and in 2012 she performed at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal as part of the “New Faces: Characters” showcase. She is currently developing “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend,” a musical show for Showtime with screenwriter Aline Brosh McKenna. In 2013 she released a full-length album, Please Love Me, and just released a holiday album of Chanukah comedy songs co-written with comedians Dan Gregor and Jack Dolgen called Suck It, Christmas!!! (A Chanukah Album). Her television writing credits include Robot Chicken, Allen Gregory, and The People’s Choice Awards. Her acting work includes roles on How I Met Your Mother and Robot Chicken. She has written and starred in two live musical sketch comedy shows at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in LA and New York: “Rachel Bloom is a Triple Threat!!!” and “Sing Out, Louise!”

Danny Jolles is a comedian and actor based out of LA. His sketch group Chess Club Comedy has been featured on the front page of Collegehumor, Dailymotion and Funny or Die. As a stand up, Danny has appeared in the LA Comedy Festival, The Laughing Skull Festival and is currently a finalist in the Uncle Clyde’s Comedy Contest. Danny also appeared on the TV Show Into The Night With…, hosting for Reggie Watts. (Sixth & I)

Dec 26th – 28th: Brandon T. Jackson (Percy Jackson: Lightning Thief) @ The Baltimore Comedy Factory – $20 – $28

In all honesty I love the movie Percy Jackson: Lightning Thief so seriously, how bad could this be? (JT)

Dec 31st: New Year’s Eve Celebration w/ Seaton Smith @ DC Improv – $35 – $75

Ring in the New Year laughing! Celebrate the New Year’s Eve at The Improv with headliner Seaton Smith also featuring comedian Rahmein Mostafavi. It’s always a good time as well as a sellout, so reserve soon.

8:00pm Show: $35.00 per person includes show admission and a free pass to a future show. Our full dinner menu will be available.

10:15pm Count Down Show:
$75.00 per person includes show admission, fruit, cheese and cracker board, midnight champagne, party favors and a free pass to a future show.

About Seaton Smith: Seaton Smith is a hilarious stand-up comic who has taken the New York comedy scene by storm! He is currently in LA shooting the new FOX series MULANEY in a very flashy role opposite John Mulaney, Martin Short, Elliot Gould and Nasim Pedrad. Originally from Washington D.C., Seaton performs regularly at all of the major comedy clubs in New York. Additionally, he was a New Face at Just For Laughs headlines clubs and colleges across the country.

Applying smooth charisma to a layer of explosive energy, topped off with unforgettable characters sure to permanently reside in your brain, Seaton Smith leaves his audience in a state of comedic euphoria as he killed performing on Opie and Anthony Virus tour and the New Faces show at Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. He also is a online phenom signing a deal with Sierra Mist where he was able to showcase his chops at producing the skit Pimpin Referee. And he’s a youtube favorite with his popular webseries, Annoy Charlie Smith Inc.

About Rahmein Mostafavi: Addressing heavy social and political topics with brilliant satire along with hilarious observational comedy and character voices, actor/comedian, Rahmein Mostafavi overcomes every crowd with charm, comic timing, and charisma. His hard hitting comedy has earned him the chance to share the stage with some of the best comics in the nation including Tim Meadows, Joe Matarese, Bob Marley, The  Sklar Brothers, Jen Kirkman, Jake Johannsen, Godfrey, Joe Torry, Dave Attell, Bert Kreischer, Kyle Kinane, Finesse Mitchell, Artie Lange, Ron Funches, Tammy Pescatelli, and Maz Jobrani.  He has also been featured on FOX, PBS, and in some of the nations top comedy festivals. (DC Improv)

Recurring Stand-up Events and Open Mics

Every Monday Night: La Bomba: A Comedy Show @ Little Miss Whiskeys – FREE

COMICS: e-mail [email protected] to subscribe to the stage time mailing list. Run by Ryan Schutt.

Every Monday Night: Underground Comedy @ The Big Hunt – FREE

Starting December 1st you have yet another opportunity to see amazing local (and occasionally not local) comedy at The Big Hunt! Comics, sign up at [email protected].

Every Monday Night: Open Mic @ The Sidebar (Baltimore) – FREE

This is quickly becoming Baltimore’s best open mic. There is always a good, attentive crowd and once someone shit inside of a clothes hamper outside of the bar. No really. That happened. Signup is at 8:00, show at 8:30. (JT)

Every Tuesday Night: Underground Comedy @ Vendetta – FREE

Every Tuesday night this show features DC’s best stand-up comics along with a few newer comics performing at Vendetta on H St NE. Many of these comics regularly perform with national touring headliners at the DC Improv and Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse. Vendetta is located at 1212 H St NE.

Doors at 7:30. Show at 8:00. No cover. You must be 21 to enter.

To perform email: [email protected](www.undergroundcomedydc.com)

Every Tuesday Night: Tuesdays with Funnie @ The Brixton – FREE

Tuesday’s at 8:00pm, some of DC’s funniest comedians come together to bring you a FREE show EVERY Tuesday night! The shows are a unique blend of comedy , music, improv, and vaudeville guaranteed to entertain! And not only that, from 7:00pm to 10:00pm, The Brixton offers Happy Hour The line-up for these fantastic shows is as follows:

First Tuesday – The DMV Roast Some of the area’s funniest comics come together to roast DC’s sports teams, public figures, and current events. Each show will feature a “comic stand-in” to act as the concept being roasted. Hosted by Christian Hunt of The Capital City Showcase.

Second Tuesday – Seed’s Speakeasy An alternative-soul music show that features some of DC’s finest musicians, hip-hop artists, and spoken word artists. Step into the underground and see some of DC’s hippest artists. Hosted by comedian Haywood Turnipseed, Jr.

Third Tuesday – “Improv”able See some of DC’s best improv groups put on a fantastic show! The performances rely on audience ideas and participation, so it’s your chance to be a part of the action! Hosted by comedian Reggie Melbrough of Don’t Block the Box.

Fourth Tuesday – The Romane and Lettuce Hour Comedians Romane Walters and Jamel Johnson present a vaudeville-style show with a hilarious blend of music, comedy, and everything in between! See some of DC’s best comedians put on a truly one-of-a-kind show! All of these amazing shows are free of charge, though donations will be collected for the artists.

Join us for the Funny! (Haywood Turnipseed Jr.)

Every Tuesday Night: The Last Resort Comedy Show @ The Bier Baron Tavern – FREE

Max Rosenblum hosts DC’s best comedians every Tuesday beginning at 8:30 p.m. for a FREE show. For more information email [email protected] (JT)

Every first and second Tuesday: Attack of the Comics @ Solly’s – FREE

Hosted by Haywood Turnipseed Jr. and Mike Brown. Get attacked by the hilarity! (BYT)

Every second and fourth Tuesday Night: Open Mic @ Tangier – FREE

Open mic comedy organized by Amanda Foster and Teresa Cagnolatti. Free show at 8 PM. Sign-up is on site and starts at 7:30. Bar extends happy hour (on drinks and hookah) until 10 PM to accommodate comedy attendees. E-mail [email protected] with any questions. (AF)

Every Tuesday Night: Premiere Open Mic Night @ Old Firestation #3 (Fairfax) – FREE

Starting March 11th and every glorious Tuesday after! Sign up via Facebook or on site at 8pm. Show starts at 8:30! (JT)

Every First Tuesday: Tuesday Night Lights @ The Wits End Saloon at Magooby’s (Timonium, MD) – FREE

Do you need a good laugh? Well, starting on March 4th at 9pm, join host Mike Finazzo (who has opened for the likes of Dennis Miller and Drew Carey), along with some of his hilarious friends for a monthly standup show! Tuesday Night Lights will take place on the first Tuesday of every month in WITS END SALOON (located in Magooby’s Joke House) and will feature new talent as well as comics from 98 Rock, Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing and PBS. Great local and national talent, reduced drink specials and IT’S FREE! (FB)

Every Wednesday Night: Underground Comedy @ The Big Hunt – FREE

Sean Joyce is really running some QUALITY rooms in DC. It’s always packed but not in a terribly uncomfortable way and please feel free to try out your new jokes! That’s the point of an open mic after all. Signup via email: [email protected], doors at 7:30, show at 8:00. By the way most of these comics have performed with nationally touring comedians so you’re in for a real goddamn treat. (JT)

Every Wednesday: Wonderland Wednesdays @ The Wonderland Ballroom – FREE

Head to the Wonderland Ballroom every Wednesday night to see some great FREE comedy. Each show has a regular comedian. The first Wednesday features Haywood Turnipseed Jr (Highway Robbery), the second Wednesday is Linsay Deming (Church Night),the third Wednesday is Adam Friedland (Funny Moms), and last, but certainly not least, is Christian Hunt (The Wonderland Circus). (FB)

Every Wednesday Night: Open Mic @ Touchdown – FREE

Every Wednesday, 8 p.m., hosted by Hemu Nair, Blake Premer, and Justin Hefter. Please e-mail [email protected] to sign up. Emailers get priority over walk-ins. 5 minute set for e-mailers. 3-4 minute set for walkins (and only if there’s room). All levels welcome! (FB)

1st and 3rd Wednesdays of the Month: Open Mic @ Epicure Cafe (Fairfax) – FREE


COMICS: Interested in performing?Email [email protected] (FB)

Every Wednesday Night: Wednesday Night Comedy @ The B Spot Art Gallery/Smoothie Bar – FREE

Comedy Show, Open Mic at The B spot Art Gallery – Smoothie Bar – Tea Room located at 1123 Pennsylvania Ave SE. The B Spot was voted D.C.’s bests Smoothies in 2013 by the City Paper. Come out enjoy a smoothie, or some tea and laugh while watching some of the best local comics make boring regular life funny. The show starts at 730pm sign out at 7pm on the spot. (FB)

Every Monday Night: Underground Comedy @ Bier Baron – FREE

Special Event: Dec 4th – 8 PM

Dan St. Germain (Fallon, Conan) and Mike Lawrence (Late Night, Totally Biased) co-headline. Get tickets here!

Every Thursday Night: After Class at The Science Club: Weekly Educational Comedy @ Science Club – FREE

Hosted by Max Rosenblum and David Coulter. Signup on site at 8. It’s a lottery folks so prepare yourself! (JT)

Every Thursday Night: Cool Cow Comedy Showcase @ Arlington Drafthouse – $5

Join Rahmein Mostafavi and three of the area’s best comics for an hour of comedy, food, and drinks. Plus, it’s only $5. (AD)

Every Thursday Night: Open Mic Night @ The Comedy Spot – FREE

Pros, amateurs and new comers and teens are welcome! To sign up email: [email protected]. (The Comedy Spot)

Every Thursday Night: The Laughing Buddha-ha-ha @ Topaz Hotel Bar – FREE

10 local stand-up comedians perform, each for 3 to 10 minutes. But it doesn’t end there. Stay for “Everyone’s A Comedian” afterwards where anyone from the audience can tell a joke. The funniest joke gets $25 and a t-shirt. (CS)

Every Thursday Night: Comedy @ The Rhodeside Grill – $5

Hosted by Jon Yeager featuring a new hilarious headliner every week. Open mic spots available! Get ’em while they’re lukewarm. (JT)

Every Thursday Night: Benny’s HaHa’s @ Benny’s Bar & Grill (Potomac) – FREE

Starting February 20th. Sign up with Jon Yeager on FaceSpace! (JT)

Every Friday Night: Underground Comedy @ The Big Hunt – FREE

Sean Joyce provides yet another amazing open mic for DMV comics. As always sign up via [email protected] Doors at 7:30. Show at 8:00. Laughter forever. (JT)

Every Friday Night: ThreeGuysOn presents The Final Draft @ Arlington Drafthouse – FREE

The guys from the ThreeGuysOn podcast come to the Arlington Drafthouse and perform their best comedy material. It’s a free comedy show! (AD)

Every Friday Night: Silver City Open Mic @ Heaven and Hell – FREE

Hosted by Martin Amini. Performers get 5 minutes. Sign up on site. Email [email protected] for more info. (JT)

Every Friday Night: Best Laughs in Town Open Mic @ Benny’s Bar & Grill (Potomac) – FREE

Benny’s Bar & Grill hosts an open comedy mic every friday. Sign up here or on site. Extended sets (10 minutes+) available. Sign up with Jon Yeager on FaceSpace! (JT)

Every Friday Night: ComedySportz: TNG @ The Comedy Spot (Arlington) – $10

ComedySportz: TNG is our training class that performs most Fridays at 8:00pm. Since these are our newer performers, and they are eager to please and to impress you – we encourage our audience to shout out their most cruel suggestions to really challenge the players! Come shout out your most cruel and challenging suggestions! (The Comedy Spot)

Every Friday & Saturday Night: The Blue Show @ The Comedy Spot (Arlington) – $15

The Blue Show is all your friends from ComedySportz, but now we can say and do as we are so inspired. We do not stretch to make the material dirty, we just don’t have to edit ourselves – and some of us really should be edited. There is no age requirement for this show, but enter at your own peril. This show is NOT COMEDYSPORTz! Please do not bring kids, your mom or livestock to this show. (The Comedy Spot)

Every 4th Friday: Don’t Block The Box Comedy Show @ The Wonderland Ballroom – $3

Hi there. I see your Bing search brought you here. That is fascinating. Here has some great comedy. Here has some cheap drinks. Here has a dope dance party. You forgot what your original Bing search was. Should’ve used Lycos. Well now you’re here so enjoy yourself!

Every Saturday Night: Underground Comedy @ The Capitol Lounge – FREE

This Saturday night show features DC’s best stand-up comics along with a few newer comics performing at the Capitol Lounge in Capitol Hill. Many of these comics regularly perform with national touring headliners at the DC Improv and Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse.

Located at 229 Pennsylvania Ave, Capitol Lounge was named one of the 25 Best Bars in DC Right Now by Complex Magazine. “Whether you’re the diviest of dive bar divers, a Hill staffer or just someone who loves jukeboxes stocked with classics and $1 tacos, you can thrive here. While we’re on the subject of food, they have great specials on grub and liquor daily; just pick a day and you’re bound to score a deal. The staff is also very friendly, something that makes you want to keep coming back.” – Complex Magazine

No cover or drink minimum. You must be 21 to enter.

To perform email:
[email protected]

Every Saturday Night: Open Mic @ The Arlington Grill – FREE

Sign-up on site at 9:30. Comics get 3 minutes. (AD)

Every Saturday Night: Laugh Riot @ The Hyatt – $10

10 local stand-up comedians perform, each for 3 to 10 minutes. But it doesn’t end there. Stay for “Everyone’s A Comedian” afterwards where anyone from the audience can tell a joke. The funniest joke gets $25 and a t-shirt. (CS)

Every Other Saturday: The French-Kissed Comedy Series @ Silverline Studios – $10

On April 5th you can catch Thom Lutkenhouse, Natalie McGill, and your headliner Richard Whack. Hosted by Franqi French it will feature some of the DMV’s (and beyond) best comics! Every other Saturday so get on it. (BYT)

Every Sunday Night: Underground Comedy @ Wonderland Ballroom – FREE

No show December 7th! Private event, check back December 14th!

Every Sunday night this show will feature DC’s best stand-up comics along with a few newer comics performing at Wonderland Ballroom in Columbia Heights. Many of these comics regularly perform with national touring headliners at the DC Improv and Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse.

Wonderland Ballroom is located at 1101 Kenyon St NW.

No cover. You must be 21 to enter.

To perform email: [email protected]