The Hit List: Things To Do Tonight in D.C.
Brandon Wetherbee | Jan 3, 2017 | 10:00AM |

Welcome to your daily Hit List featuring the shows, events, gatherings, and so on that will keep your social life slightly above average!

  • It’s the first non-holiday night of 2017. Cool.
  • See Wicked at the Kennedy Center.


  • A much cheaper option is a free comedy show at Slash Run.
  • Head to The National Building Museum for their Inaugural Ball Tours
. They’re free every Tuesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at 12:30 p.m. and runs through February 14. Learn about when The White House was literally trashed. We now live in a time of metaphors. The actual structure of The White House will be fine for the next 4 years.
  • There’s a free screening of Shattered Sky at Suns Cinema.

  • There’s a free Zumba class on the Millennium Stage because people care more about fitness than vice on January 3.
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Sunday 03/26
"Evil Cyborg Sea Monsters" a Live multimedia Nerd Comedy @ Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse
$10 / $10
Join us for a special comedy show as comedian/ cartoonist Mike Capozzola presents "Evil Cyborg Sea Monsters!" This is a multimedia comedy show about superheroes, action movies, sci-fi, monsters and secret agents. If you're a fan of Stark Trek, Star Wars, James Bond, Batman, Spiderman, Game of Thrones and time travel: DO NOT come to this show! These things are irreverently mocked and dissected by a pro. Mike's done the show at various theatres, comic book conventions, libraries and comedy festivals in the U.S. and the U.K. Mike Capozzola is a Bay Area based Stand Up Comedian and a published cartoonist (MAD Magazine, Ted Talks, WIRED, Best of McSweeney's). He's on the Advisory Board of The Cartoon Art Museum in San Francisco. He produces and hosts the annual "Comics 4 Comix" comedy event there. NOTE- this show is "PG-14" and runs about an hour. Only Ten bucks! "Evil Cyborg Sea Monsters" Prior Shows: East Bay Comic Con Berkeley Comic Festival San Francisco Comic Con Lafayette ComicFest 2016 York, England GeekFest 2016 The Nantucket Comedy Festival The Cartoon Museum of London The Sacramento Comedy Festival The Leavitt Theatre - Ogunquit, ME
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If none of these options float your boat, check out our AGENDA for more ideas (side note: promoters/venues: posting events in the AGENDA is free and open to all-so please use it.)