by Ryan Mahoney
Welcome back, guys and dolls. In this week’s Hot Mess Express we have Selena Gomez celebrating her 21st birthday via a music video. Leave it to a Disney Channel princess to spend her birthday making a marketing video. Next up we have Florence Welch enjoying a few cocktails and singing “Get Lucky” at a karaoke bar. I wanna hang out with this girl and have a shot of what she’s having. Topping the list, yet again, is Amanda Bynes. Shocker. This girl spilled gasoline on her dog and ran around a liquor store frantically trying to rinse the poor pup off. Amanda…. please! (For a full analysis of the situation, check out this week’s oBYT.) See you stalkers and shit-talkers next week, same time, same place.