It’s March and that can only mean one thing: madness. March Madness is the one-time a year when people get super excited about the business of filling out a bracket. Perhaps you went to UMD and you’re happy to see them back in the running. Perhaps you’re upset because you thought they deserved a better seed. Or perhaps you’re like me and went to a small liberal arts college, and so don’t give a fuck about any of this madness. Regardless, we all support happy hour.
- Honestly, go to Nellie’s. I was tempted to just put down Nellie’s for all five suggestions. But that’d be less than helpful. Anyways, just go to Nellie’s. Okay?
- There’s BlackFinn. It’s sleek and new and cleaner than your average sports bar. It refers to itself as an Ameripub. Doesn’t that sound like someplace where you’d watch sports?
- Also, there’s this bar actually named the Bracket Room. They’ll be hosting their third annual shot bracket competition. While I’m not exactly sure what that means, they’re prizes and ostensibly shots.
- How does $15 pitchers of Miller Light at Lou’s City Bar sound? Plus, who won’t want to watch sports with some guy named Lou? We all know Lou(s) love sports.
- Penn Social has ginormous TVs. It also has 30+ beers on draft and will be showing every NCAA game. So they’re you go, what more do you want?
Be hydrated, stay hydrated people
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