You’re going to watch it. A few bars know you’re going to watch it and want to drink. They’re in this roundup. We’ll add more as they’re announced.
Most co-working spaces have free beer on tap. Most co-working spaces have TVs. Every TV will be showing the hearing. Going to a bar before noon isn’t healthy. So reach out to anyone you know and schedule a meeting with them at a co-working space. Pretending to work while drinking free beer is better than going to a bar? Whatever. This is a joke. Everything is a joke.
We will open at 9AM on Thursday for #ComeyHearing.
— Capitol Lounge (@CapLounge) June 5, 2017
Duffy’s opens at 10 a.m. (but the hearing begins at 10 a.m.! Where are you supposed to pre-game?), has 15 TVs and a screen on the patio for the screening, wi-fi and Covfefe cocktails. That joke was a week ago. One week. This is a joke. Everything is a joke.
— Looking Glass Lounge (@LookingGlassLng) June 8, 2017
The Partisan opens at 10 a.m. and will show the hearing on its two TVs. What makes this the most delicious option is Red Apron, conveniently located next door, offers delicious breakfast sandwiches and those will be available in The Partisan. The bar is also offering $6 cocktails The Last Word and Drop the Bomb. This is a joke. Everything is a joke.
Pregame! Shaw’s opens at 9:30 a.m., has five screens and $5 specials for “Russian vodka flavors.” They’ve named the event “The Comey Hearing Covfefe.” That joke was a week ago. One week. This is a joke. Everything is a joke.
— Union Pub (@UnionPub) June 7, 2017
This is a joke. Everything is a joke.