Happy Hour Hotline: Anti-4th of July
allisondesy | Jun 27, 2017 | 1:00PM |

It’s almost 4th of July and the nation’s capital is in complete patriotic overload. If that isn’t your thing, fear not. Here’s a lineup of places to go if you’re looking to escape the red, white, and blue.

Alero

Do you like wine? Beer? Mojitos? Margaritas? Alero offers phenomenal drink specials on all of these libations and more. Bring some friends, stake out a table, and order some pitchers to kick off your un-American celebration from 3:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. daily. Grab some quesadillas or plantains to snack on while you consume probably way too much alcohol because the drink deals are way too good to pass up.

Nazca Mochica

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Friday 10/20
SAAM & BYT Present: Murder House Party! A Renwick Gallery Opening @ Renwick Gallery
55.00 / 65.00
SAAM + BYT Present: Murder House Party A Renwick Gallery Murder is Her Hobby Opening! EARLY BIRD TICKETS ON SALE NOW! A murdery after hours featuring exclusive access to the BRAND NEW exhibition Murder is Her Hobby: Frances Glessner Lee and The Nutshell Studies of Unexplained Death! Frances Glessner Lee crafted her exquisitely detailed miniature crime scenes to train homicide investigators to “convict the guilty, clear the innocent, and find the truth in a nutshell.” These dollhouse-sized diorama composites of true crime scenes were the equivalent of virtual reality in their time, and helped to revolutionize the emerging field of forensic science. Constructed in the 1940s and 50s, they are still used to train homicide investigators today.
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Madame Gandhi (DJ Set)

Barber Streisand (DJ Set) and more TBA! Ticket includes open bar, featuring: Beer from Denizens Brewing Co. and speciality cocktails featuring SKYY Vodka by: Big Chief / Highline +PLUS+ limited qty small bites from our friends at: Franklin Hall +CREEPY BONUS STUFF+ Face painter / OM Digital Photobooth / Caricature Artist / Special Appearance by the #BYQueens / Tarot Card Reader / Music Perfomances / Contortionist and more! Plus access to the entire museum including the new exhibition Rick Araluce: The Final Stop Transforming a gallery into an abandoned underground subway platform in the artist’s first large-scale installation on the East Coast. Stepping on to the platform, visitors are enveloped in the illusion of an eerie subterranean world where flickering lights and distant rumblings suggest the comings and goings of trains that never arrive. COOL. Croosh Deets October 20th, 2017 8:30pm-12:00am Renwick Gallery Pennsylvania Avenue @ 17th St NW Farragut West or North #BYTMurderHouse #RenwickGallery #BYThings Early bird $55 tickets ON SALE NOW Price goes up soon $65 day of - but we'll for sure sell out before then! This is a 21+ event As always, there is no dress code, but we recommend: Kid n' Child's Play / Cereal Killer / Jack the Ripper? I hardly knew her / Sherlock Holmes/Katie Holmes / The Zodiac Killer / The Chinese New Year Killer / The Tarot Card Killer / The Light as a feather stiff as a board killer / Jeffrey Dahmer Judi Dench / BTK / OMG / LOL / The Son of Samwell Tarly / Charles Manson in Charge / Death, The Destroyer of Worlds / Bloody Mary (the person) / Bloody Mary (the drink) / Vlad the Tame Impaler / Ivan the Everything's Terrible / Elizabeth Bathory/Elizabeth Showery / Baron Munchausen by Proxy Our friends:           SKYY Vodka / Denizen's/ OM Digital / Jackson Pro Audio ~~~ Brought to you by: BYT Productions BYT Productions / Smithsonian American Art Museum Stay informed: http://www.brightestyoungthings.com http://www.twitter.com/byt http://www.instagram.com/BYThings http://renwick.americanart.si.edu/ https://twitter.com/americanart Look how much fun we had last time: Just like any other ticket you buy, we are not able to issue refunds unless the event is cancelled. Talent and attractions subject to change.
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Swing by Nazca for $8 pisco sours, $6 wines, and $5 beers from 5:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. Tuesday through Friday. They also offer an array of Peruvian delights during happy hour, like yucca with Huancaina sauce. Face it, pisco sours are so much better than the Miller Lites you could be drinking at a barbecue tonight.

Etete

D.C. is incredibly well-known for its Ethiopian food. Etete offers a great happy hour featuring $4 wine and beer plus $6 specialty cocktails. Take advantage of the deals Monday through Friday from 5:00pm to 8:00pm. Snack on some dishes like injera tacos or berbere ribs during happy hour.

 

Graffiato

Sick of hot dogs and hamburgers? Check out Graffiato’s array of $5 small bites during happy hour, like polenta fries with a smoked garlic aioli or a fresh caprese salad. Don’t miss out on $5 wines and draft beers and $6 specialty cocktails from 3:00pm to 7:00pm daily. Nothing washes down some delicious Italian bites better than a cold Peroni. Closed July 4.

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Dino’s Grotto

Craving more Italian food and drink? Stop by Dino’s for $4 beers, $6 wines, and $8 cocktails (including their many variations on the negroni- yum). Happy hour is every day from 5:00pm to 7:00pm at the bar and is available all day on Sundays. Make sure to order some $5 small plates to enjoy, like a fried mozzarella sandwich with a side of minestrone soup.