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Haiku is a noun that is the same in both the singular and plural. Sometimes, ‘haiku’ can even be a verb.

This week, none of my haiku are about a small snow flurry. Huh.

You should tweet these haiku, it will be fun!

tackling each other
bought an expensive time slot
just to say no more

(on the super bowl, nfl will run psa about domestic violence)

when the lights went out
frayed neurons reached out blindly
grasping for ideas

(sarah palin loses teleprompter, political commentators react)

so much happiness
that we broke out in a rash
like in the old days

(measles breaks out in disneyland)

goodbye McFamily
it seems we are declining
those supersized fries

(mcdonald’s ceo steps down as sales and profits continue to decline worldwide)

brooklyn represent
she’s not obama’s wing man-
good luck with congress

(loretta lynch likely to be confirmed as eric holder’s replacement for attorney general)

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