Haiku is a noun that is the same in both the singular and plural.
However, much like when you Swede a movie, when you actively use haiku as a verb, all bets are off. Sometimes (always) the news is depressing and boring, but you know what isn’t depressing OR boring? Guessing games. So here are five haiku about some of the most talked-about news stories of the past few days. You guess what the hell I’m talking about.
Want your favorite (most awful) news story translated into an evocative and atmosphere piece of Japanese poetry? Email me .