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Haiku is a fresh take on the same old things. Like, for instance, religion, politics, privacy, and airline mayhem. Take a look:

mark your calendars
there are other traditions
we’d do well to note

(nyc schools add two muslim high holidays to their calendar of officially recognized holidays)

was it their fault that
your face received their sizzling
fajita blessing?

(judge throws out suit against applebee’s for the burns he sustained while praying over his scalding food)

hillary clinton!
look at you, all transparent-
after the subpoena

(hillary tweets at state department to release all her super-secret emails)

planes should not ice skate
not even delta airlines
what are we, geese?

(at laguardia, a delta plane skids off into oblivion. everyone’s fine though)

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