OK guys, here is something you maybe suspected happens when you become a solid 4th tier internet celebrity: PEOPLE SEND YOU STUFF.
All sorts of stuff. So much stuff in fact that try as we might we sometimes don’t even know what to do with it. SO-now, every week, we are going to give away a gift basket of random things we got floating around – some of which will make your life better, some of which may actually make your life worse, and all of which will make your life more hilarious. We’ll let you decide which is which.
Then-we will have an intern hand deliver these to you (or, you know, you can stop by and pick it up at the office-your call).
And since last week a bunch of you ACTUALLY really wanted this kind of stuff, we’re definitely making this a regular column-without further A DO – HERE IS WHAT IS IN THE GIFTING BASKET THIS WEEK, though we’re still deciding if you get the basket itself (one winner takes it all). Left to right:
- Six Plastic Cups – previously unused at any BYT event
- Complete 4th Season of CASTLE (secretly Svetlana’s ultimate TV procedural guilty pleasure. Shut up-that’s TOTALLY a thing)
- a little plastic dinosaur figurine (to forever remind you of yours and ours Jurrasic Park love)
- A single bottle of Victory’s summer ALE (what with the summer officially ending this week and all)
- A bag of KIND granola (surprise flavor!)
- some vintage subpop etc stickers
- a copy of the MEMORYHOUSE’s new album
- some BYT 3D glasses
- a bottle of URSUS flavored vodka – green apple
- a can of EMERGENCY RATIONS BAKED BEANS jelly beans
- a REDBULL
- a CABIN IN THE WOODS T-shirt
- and some sweet potato popchips.
Living the dream right here.
Now for some glamour shot close ups of the goods! (courtesy of our very talented assistant editor Stephanie Breijo)
NOW! I know what you ask- HOW DO I WIN THESE? HOW!???????!!??!?!!!
SIMPLE: leave us a comment telling us what is THE SINGLE WORST GIFT you ever received and we will notify the winner by COB Friday. Cool? Cool.
(ALSO-brands, individuals… have random stuff you want to send us for these giveaways: send us an email at [email protected] – and entitle it “RANDOM STUFF I WANT TO GIVE” and we can arrange for exhanging of hands)