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Favorite Ralph(ie), and you have to choose one:

  1. King
  2. May
  3. Vomiting

If you picked #2 (solid poop joke here and an even more solid pun) then you’re about to get your day MAYde because Ralphie May is coming to the 930 Club!

To win a pair of tickets to his show tell us in the comments section below who your absolute favorite president is and why! HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY GUYS! It doesn’t even have to be a President of the United States. It can be the president of your favorite soul-sucking corporation or even someone like Kristy Thomas who was president of the goddamn Babysitter’s Club. Best answer wins. Good luck!