If winter won’t come to us (HAVE YOU SEEN ME? WINTER) then we’ll just have to go to winter.
This New Year’s Eve head over to Poste for their Winter Wonderland Celebration where you’ll be greeted by music, ice sculptures, fire pits, ice luges, an open bar, a 4-course meal and a champagne toast at midnight (THAT’S THE WITCHING HOUR OR AS WE’RE CALLING IT THE WINTER HOUR). Tickets are currently on sale but we have a pair to give you FOR FREE (worth $240 babies). To win ’em tell us in the comments section below your favorite climate change denier excuse (make it up!). There is no such thing as global warming, the Earth is wearing more scarves! Goddamn hipster. Best, most creative answer wins. Good luck!
