I love crystals. I love crystals as weird items to put some sort of witchy psychic faith into. I love Crystals when they’re Dark and it stands to reason I love Crystal Castles.
Uh, if I’m not back in Los Angeles, CA in the year 2000 watching my ex-boyfriend’s techno-industrial band then I don’t know where I am. That’s exactly where I would THINK I was if I end up at this Crystal Castles show. Wow, should I also fall for his free nipple piercing offer again? Speaking of nipple rings, Crystal Castles will be at the 9:30 Club THIS SATURDAY and we want to send you for free (so you can relive my personal youth and your current youth). To win tickets tell us in the comments section below exactly what you were doing in the year 2000. If you say you were being born SO HELP ME GOD. Best answer wins, good luck!