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Holy shit, the 202 Comedy Festival kicks off TONIGHT with 18 shows over 4 days all in DC and we have a pair of Mega Passes for you that gives you access to 7 OF THEIR BIGGEST SHOWS some of which are totally SOLD OUT. They are worth $69.57 each but we’re only focused on the 69 part.

Here’s all the hot comedy action you’re gonna get:

4/13  – Big Hunt – Opening Night Showcase
4/14 –  Bier Baron – Specific Ignorance
4/14 –  Bier Baron  – Diplomats of Comedy
4/15 –  Big Hunt – Underground Friday
4/15 –  Big Hunt – Funny Moms
4/16 –  Bier Baron – Drunk vs High Standoff
4/16 –  Black Cat – The Big Show

Are you ready to fill your weekend with joy instead of sadness? Yeah you are! To win these passes all you have to do is tell us in the comments section below where you would travel in time if you had access to time travel (a Delorean modified with a flux capacitor which is what makes time travel possible). Be original! No killing Hitler. You can, however, maim him. Best answer wins. Good luck!