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So, you’ve waited too long again, and it seems like you’re the only one without a Halloween costume idea. You SWORE you wouldn’t do this to yourself again, girl!

Don’t worry, I’m here to help.

Gay Icon of the Week’s Rules for a Fierce Halloween Costume

To be honest, there are only a few simple rules. Let’s get started!!

1) Look to trends in entertainment, such as popular movie characters:

2) Store-bought, though not fully encouraged, can be okay if you’re short on time:

3) Recycle on old costume!! Case in point — Banana Wolverine:

4) You don’t even NEED a costume if you know how to work the room. Everyone will buy it:

5) This is the one night you can be ANYONE.

6) Don’t worry about being so literal with it. AKA don’t look to Seal for his Halloween costume ideas:

7) If you MUST, anything can really be turned into “sexy _______”

(I myself confess I’ll follow this rule, as that’s my inspiration this time around. Say haaaaaay if you see a sloppy Luigi this weekend!)

Good luck! I know you still have a little less than a week, but try to move a liiiiiiittle faster on this next time…