It’s the week before the Oscars! While you’re cramming in every last movie that was nominated, or attempting to get your hands on a copy of the porn the moms in The Kids Are All Right were watching, do not overlook the fierce power of sisterhood and hairspray.
Gay Icon of the Week: The Gang of Sisters from The Fighter
I know what you’re thinking. “But Ryan V.! We all know Marky Mark’s biceps were the real stars of the movie!”
No. Not going to give it to you on that one. These women are like the seven deadly sins embodied. Apparently 3,000 women auditioned for these roles, and I can’t imagine any other glare or that gorgeous Boston accent being fully given by anyone else. You would make a path for these classy ladies straight to the bar at Town, out of fear.
They’d have your back like crazy when you’re on their good side. They’d let you borrow the Aquanet, joyride the station wagon around, and beat any bitch who looks at your man the wrong way. Forget Facebook. They’re really the only social network you’d really need.
Bottom line… SEE THIS MOVIE. I’m even arguing that the movie is even called The Fighter because of that scene on Amy Adams’ porch, which could’ve EASILY been 20 minutes longer.
BONUS POINTS TO THE ONE WHOSE ACTING CREDITS INCLUDE STRANGERS WITH CANDY!!!!