First, a little something to get you in the mood…
It’s your job to sing along! (also your job to “d’awwww” at the visuals)
It’s October! And I swear if ONE MORE PERSON on Facebook tells me ONE MORE TIME how ~*~SO EXCITED~*~ they are now that pumpkin lattes are back in season, I’m gonna go Michael Myers all over them.
BUT! This is not about lattes. Or a mask of William Shatner’s face. This is about two-headed cats. And if you have been reading this column for some time now, you may recognize this story is almost TOO eerily familiar…
BUT! Unlike Two-Face, these dudes have been feeling frisky for years now.
Gay Icon of the Week: Frankenlouie, The (Alive) Two-Headed Cat
Save your Sarah McLachlan SPCA videos for another time, friends. We’ve got ourselves a happy story this time!
For twelve long years, this guy these guys has have been fighting discrimination and doing it in style with that magic THIRD EYE:
And just in case you’re wondering, they claim that third eye is not functioning but what they won’t tell you is that actually, they take their gay iconness to the next level… IT’S THE VISION FOR RAJA’S DRAG HAT:
So here’s to you, you world-record setting duo, you! Accept no substitutes.
My only advice to you, Frankenlouie: Do not let one half rebel against the other…
OH HELL WHY NOT, LET’S MAKE IT A BONUS SINGALONG DAY: