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Shona Fenner | Dec 13, 2012 | 3:30PM |

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It’s Hanukkah/Chanukkah/Chanukah/Chaka Kahn and it’s time to celebrate! The Festival of Lights is a perfect reason to get lit this weekend. Let’s dive in.

First, a PSA: This is your last time to celebrate Hanukkah according to the Mayans. But, don’t dismay. Brightest Young Things is throwing a huge End of the World Party next week in our fallout shelter.

THURSDAY

Get in the holiday spirit by drinking lots of spirits? CTRL is at Dahlak! It’s Pocket Gay Devon’s birthday as well. Instead of spinning the dreidel they’ll be spinning the bottle.

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Sunday 03/26
"Evil Cyborg Sea Monsters" a Live multimedia Nerd Comedy @ Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse
$10 / $10
Join us for a special comedy show as comedian/ cartoonist Mike Capozzola presents "Evil Cyborg Sea Monsters!" This is a multimedia comedy show about superheroes, action movies, sci-fi, monsters and secret agents. If you're a fan of Stark Trek, Star Wars, James Bond, Batman, Spiderman, Game of Thrones and time travel: DO NOT come to this show! These things are irreverently mocked and dissected by a pro. Mike's done the show at various theatres, comic book conventions, libraries and comedy festivals in the U.S. and the U.K. Mike Capozzola is a Bay Area based Stand Up Comedian and a published cartoonist (MAD Magazine, Ted Talks, WIRED, Best of McSweeney's). He's on the Advisory Board of The Cartoon Art Museum in San Francisco. He produces and hosts the annual "Comics 4 Comix" comedy event there. www.Capozzola.com NOTE- this show is "PG-14" and runs about an hour. Only Ten bucks! "Evil Cyborg Sea Monsters" Prior Shows: East Bay Comic Con Berkeley Comic Festival San Francisco Comic Con Lafayette ComicFest 2016 York, England GeekFest 2016 The Nantucket Comedy Festival The Cartoon Museum of London The Sacramento Comedy Festival The Leavitt Theatre - Ogunquit, ME
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G-Star DC is partnering with SMYAL for a Holiday Shopping Night. If you donate $25 to SYMAL you get 25% off!

Mom says "Stay Safe!"

The Washington Blade is hosting a preview and fundraiser at their offices for Labor of Love, a documentary and web-based archive project about lesbian space in D.C. The event (and wine) is free but please give what you can to help support this project!

This could be interesting… Lesbian and Bi-sexual Speed Dating at McFadden’s.

Deck the balls! Jewlicious Adam Levine shows off his Hanukkah Bush.

Deck the balls! Jewlicious Adam Levine shows off his Hanukkah Bush.

FRIDAY

Union Market is having a Holiday Happy Hour and we here The Grinch will be there…

Don’t forget that She Rex is tonight at Chief Ike’s!! $2 PBR and Natty Boh accompanied by some dancing queers. Enjoy!

Time to honor the “Empress of Electro, Queen of Club, Down Under Doyenne of Dance, International Sovereign of Synth-pop, Prima Donna of Provocative, and our very own Aphrodite:” KYLIE MINOGUE This time Siren at Green Lantern is A Very Kylie Kristmas! Welcome back to DC, DJ MAJR!

It's a Hanukkah miracle! Zac Efron may be a good Jewish boy, but we want to do bad, bad things to him.

It’s a Hanukkah miracle! Zac Efron may be a good Jewish boy,but we want to do bad, bad things to him.

Tonight at Tropicilia Backdoor: A Space Odyssey Dance Party with Anthology of Booty!

Sashay away to Number 9 for Friday Night Videos with DJ Shea Van Horn. RAVEN from Ru Paul’s Drag Race will be doing two performances.  Shantay you stay…and drink.

SATURDAY

NPR Warehouse sale on Friday and Saturday. That means discounted Nina Totenbags to carry home all your gelt!

Just like white socks for Hanukkah, the Nina Totenbag is both sensible and Jewish.

Just like white socks for Hanukkah, the Nina Totenbag is both sensible and Jewish.

Bare is having their 3rd Annual Grinch Event. Dress up in your best bitter, green, naughty outfit and possibly win $200 dollars at midnight! How The Grinch Stole Bare is at Cobalt HO HO HO

Santarchy Washington DC 2012 is your chance to dress up as Santa with lots of your twin Santas. A sea of Santas!

An event that is exactly as fabulous and tacky as you would expect… the 7th Annual Janky Sweater Christmas Party at the Duplex Diner!

Uhhhhhhhhh so A Nightmare before Xmas with SHARON NEEDLES and DJ Summer Camp is at Town. See the queen of Halloween werq it for this ho ho holiday!

Sharon Needles to portray the Hanukkah Ghost of Gentiles Past.

Sharon Needles to portray the Hanukkah Ghost of Gentiles Past at TOWN Danceboutique.

SUNDAY

Sit back and enjoy a Christmas Movie Marathon at Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse! Happy Holigays!

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As always, if you need more, hit up AllCity!!

chaka

 

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