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Hey, Jabroni-Ponies! Happy Always Sunny season 13 premiere week! Getting to see the gang again has us soarin’ happy into the weekend. See below for some amazing stuff (including Kath Griffin on Saturday). Rock, flag & eagle!

• SEPTEMBER 7: Leave It All Behind: A Renwick at Night Experience – SOLD OUT. But look at this other cool stuff:

• September 21st – BYT & Nat Geo Invite You To – My Party Will Go On – A Titanic After Hours join us for our final museum after hours event of the year – a 90s prom themed Nat Geo campus take-over, with White Ford Bronco, DJ Matt Bailer, and more. $25 Tickets are on sale now. This usually sells out. See above.

• OCTOBER 25-28: The 2018 edition of Bentzen Ball Comedy Festival – curated by Tig Notaro, produced by us, enjoyed by all of you. Tickets are on sale now! Get them all while you can, several shows are already sold out.

• NOVEMBER 3-4: Our first true crime fest: Death Becomes Us! On sale now: Buzzfeed Unsolved Live, Criminal, Last Podcast On The Left and Wine & Crime. Joe Kenda, more exciting stuff announced next week!

 • More announcements coming soon. Stay in the loop and follow us on Facebook & Twitter & Instagram. Use #BYThings too & get excited.

• It’s September. Have Your Best September.

• It’s September. Drink better beer.

Bringing a bag of Indian food to eat at the US Open is a baller move.

• The next entry in our Gender Bender of the Week series is Christeene.

• The next entry in our Dream Jukebox series is V.V. Lightbody.

• Zoo Uncorked is next week. We’re giving away some tickets to Zoo Uncorked.

• RADIORADIORADIO: Listen to BYT radio! Hosted by Brandon Wetherbee, it streams every Thursday at noon. Listen liveSubscribe in iTunes.

• SOCIAL MEDIA BONUS: tag all your Instagram stuff #BYThings (@brightestyoungthings) and get a chance to shine on OUR Instagram feed too.

 Get more D.C. queer nightlife info by connecting with us on Twitter at @BYGays.