Alright, let’s meet Rob Haze, a standup comic who I think you’ll really like. He was recently named a New Face at the Just For Laughs comedy festival and is VERY funny weirdo. He is currently in the process of relocating to NYC from Atlanta, so if you live in the Big City, you’ll soon have plenty of chances to catch this dude live! Let’s watch a clip and get to know Rob.
Yes, for sure, right? Like a less one-linery Mitch Hedberg or something, right? Love that lethargic absurdity. Here’s another clip! Let’s learn about hip hop abs from our guy Rob.
Let’s get to know Rob though his love for movies, here’s a clip where he tells you about two movies released a week apart from each other: Tim Burton’s Batman and Spike Lee’s Do The Right Thing. It’s charming and silly and informative!
Rob’s got some real funny and self deprecating and perceptive Tweets over on his Twitter. Maybe go give him a follow right now? Take a look at some recent favs, you’ll see what I’m saying!
I think the best NFL teams have a 2 to 1 Dreads to Mohawk ratio
— Rob HΔZ€ (@robertistheMan) December 15, 2014
What happens when you go into an MMA octagon with dirty feet?
— Rob HΔZ€ (@robertistheMan) July 11, 2015
If I was a MMA fighter I would never wear socks or deodorant
— Rob HΔZ€ (@robertistheMan) July 12, 2015
Here is the 2015 Haircut chart pic.twitter.com/SF42kUKwIa
— Rob HΔZ€ (@robertistheMan) May 22, 2015
Shout out to people that throw semicolons into texts to look smart…YOU DONT
— Rob HΔZ€ (@robertistheMan) July 22, 2015
I hate when I leave out one tiny word in a text. You can understand what I’m saying, but if you read it out loud we both sound stupid.
— Rob HΔZ€ (@robertistheMan) July 17, 2015
Yo Canada these 50 cent pieces gotta go
— Rob HΔZ€ (@robertistheMan) July 23, 2015
Rob Haze providing you with the best original content every 10 days
— Rob HΔZ€ (@robertistheMan) June 25, 2015
And then one last clip before we go! Some more recent bits from Rob, recorded at the incredible Laughing Skull Lounge in Atlanta!