Happy New Year!!!!!! It’s time for the first funny human column of 2015! Can you believe it? Wow.
Michelle Wolf is a very funny writer and standup comic whose super quality work in NYC got her a gig writing for Late Night with Seth Meyers! Cool! Here’s her doing standup on that show.
That tattoo bit is the beeest.
According to this profile in Brooklyn Magazine, before doing comedy, Michelle worked on Wall Street, buying and selling money or whatever right before the economic collapse in 2007. I’m sincerely glad she has a better job now! Let’s learn more about this huge career change with a video the Wall Street Journal made at Just For Laughs in Montreal (where Michelle was handpicked as a New Face!).
Michelle’s a titan over on the Twitter, with 17,000+ followers. If you’re not one of them, let’s rectify that situation, yeah?
It’s surprising men are in charge of anything based on how much of an ordeal wiping their butthole seems to be.
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) January 4, 2015
Modern dance was created when someone was like “hey can you make this haiku 40 minutes longer and visual?”
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) December 19, 2014
Michelle Obama announced the White House Christmas tree arrived but I bet she was thinking “I have a fucking Harvard law degree”
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) November 28, 2014
How do you get red wine out of a cat?
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) December 25, 2013
They should have a football player monopoly piece. That way when you got a go to jail card you could be like, “no. I’m the football player”
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) July 25, 2014
I can’t imagine the amount of crumbs in George RR Martin’s keyboard.
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) April 7, 2014
Speaking of Twitter, here’s a good video where Michelle has a talk with NBA superstar JR Smith via his Twitter feed. They’re getting married now!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEsATxtVZhA
So, lastly, let’s watch another clip of Michelle on Late Night with Seth Meyers, this time in character as an all grown up Little Orphan Annie!