Hey! Great news for you! You’re about to meet a new person who is very funny and whose jokes will improve your day in a REAL WAY. The person is Megan Green and she is a writer and performer who lives in Los Angeles. Megan is one of the creators of a new webseries currently happening on IFC’s various web platforms called Does Dave Know We’re Here? It’s a really great show that I think you’ll enjoy!
Megan was a writer for the Late Live Show, a live late night comedy talk show based in Chicago for many years. Here is a very great character sketch she did as a part of the Late Live Show! She plays an expert on angels! This is intensely funny stuff, one of my favorite bits from a show full of my favorite bits.
Twitter is another place where you can appreciate the high quality jokewriting abilities Megan offers you FOR FREE. Here are some examples:
If you're new to dating men, here's a tip: you're going to hear a lot about the music that was important to him when he was growing up
— Megan Maile Green (@MeganMaileGreen) April 25, 2015
-I'll have what she's having
-An orgasm?
-Yes I want an orgasm
-No.
-I'm a very old woman give me an orgasm now
-(sigh)Let me put on gloves— Megan Maile Green (@MeganMaileGreen) May 9, 2014
My studio apartment may not seem fancy but when you consider that it will be my tomb, it's pretty decked out!!
— Megan Maile Green (@MeganMaileGreen) December 8, 2014
Some women are bitches & wont have sex even if a dude really likes them. Well I am the dude & women are hummingbirds and sex is holding them
— Megan Maile Green (@MeganMaileGreen) May 18, 2015
I want to spend every weekend reading 9,000 articles about the best burger in my city
— Megan Maile Green (@MeganMaileGreen) July 25, 2015
Bonus tweets: Megan is also a contributing writer to the very funny Fake Pinterest Twitter account, which aggregates a list of (completely made up) finds on Pinterest. While we have no way of knowing if they are her contributions, these are some of my favs from that account:
I'm a G.R.I.T.S.
Girl Ruined In The South
— The Fake Pinterest (@PinterestFake) September 23, 2014
"Lick My Brunch Hole" T-shirts!
Available on my Etsy
— The Fake Pinterest (@PinterestFake) September 18, 2014
the part of the wedding where your dad chews up the wedding cake and kisses it into your mouth
— The Fake Pinterest (@PinterestFake) September 16, 2014
Some rustic pubes
— The Fake Pinterest (@PinterestFake) November 26, 2014
Last year, Megan co-wrote and starred in Cowards, a pilot that won the Best Comedy Pilot award at the New York TV Festival, which is a very big deal! And guess what, you’re able to watch the whole thing right now because we live in a wonderful time. It’s well worth your time, I promise! See you next week!