HEY how are you? I’m good! Let’s talk about a jokeperson who you should know about! This week we’re gonna meet Julio Torres, a very funny New York-based comedian who was selected as a New Face at Just for Laughs Montreal last month, a highly sought after superlative. Let’s find out why he totally deserved such a distinction! Here’s a clip of him performing at Carolines!
Let’s get to know Julio better, okay? This is a clip from an anime-themed Late Night Talk show called Manga Melt. Only in New York, you know???
I really like Julio’s Twitter feed. It’s real silly, with a lotta jokes flying at you! Here’s some favorites:
If elected president, I'd preface every State of the Union address with "not to be a bitch, but…"
— julio torres ~* (@juliothesquare) June 10, 2015
Oh boy, Brooklyn stencil street art will never be the same now that they figured out there's "ART" in "HEART"!
— julio torres ~* (@juliothesquare) August 11, 2015
i never know who's calling me because all my contacts are saved in my phone as "dis bitch" or "dis other bitch"
— julio torres ~* (@juliothesquare) August 9, 2015
[FullHouse reunion FB thread]
Candace Cameron: CANT WAIT!!
John Stamos: !!! 🙂
Mary-Kate left the conversation
Ashley left the conversation
— julio torres ~* (@juliothesquare) June 23, 2015
This Christmas, give your straight guy friend an empty Gatorade bottle… you know, for his room!
— julio torres ~* (@juliothesquare) November 26, 2014
Here’s another clip, this time it’s him performing at cool NYC show called the Macaulay Culkin Show. It’s hard to do this sort of abstract, downtempo “Brooklyn” comedy well but I definitely think Julio does! Lotta fun!
Those Bushwick haikus! So great, you know??
Okay, one last joke. Here’s a short werido clip that we’ll enjoy together before splitting up again until next week! Seeya then.