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John-Michael Bond is a comedian who has performed with Doug Stanhope, Dave Ross, and is in a show called Seven Minutes in Purgatory that’s now going to a super cool comedy club called the Laughing Skull Lounge in Atlanta. I know that isn’t here, but it’s still a big deal. He also made an appearance on the Comedy Exposition of 2014, which is a standup festival in Chicago.

Now that I’m done telling you about everywhere he is going and has been, even though none of it is near you, read some of his tweets to get the idea.

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Chuckling, but still not convinced? FINE. Here’s a clip from him at Omaha’s Crom Comedy Festival in 2013


Laughing now? Good. Do it again. He’s in Huntsville, Alabama this time.