Hey! How are you? It’s time to meet another comedy person who’s good at telling jokes. This week’s Funny Human is Emily Heller! In addition to being a very funny standup comic, she’s appeared on BoJack Horseman, Maron, and Inside Amy Schumer, and written for shows like People of Earth and Surviving Jack! Emily appeared on Conan earlier this week and is in general, very good and funny. Let’s watch that Conan spot!
Emily also starred in her very own Comedy Central half hour special last year! That’s cool, right? Here’s a clip from it:
Did you know Emily is also, in addition to being a funny person, she’s a psychic? Here she is sharing her gift with John Mulaney.
Here’s an installment of long-running comedy game show @Midnight’s signature game, Hashtag Wars, featuring Emily and two other great comics!
This is the part of the column where we share a person’s Twitter hits! Emily’s got a lot of ‘em!
Garfield's favorite food is THE most labor intensive dish you could ask someone to make for you and he eats it in one bite like an asshole
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) May 3, 2013
trying to explain the patriarchy to men feels like telling someone who has never heard of bones that there's a skeleton inside their body
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) December 27, 2016
Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels? She is the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure's off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn't even have a shirt.
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) December 28, 2012
If you don't find farts funny then you're a loser because you're choosing to have less joy in your life but the exact same amount of farts
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) June 15, 2014
Dance like no one is watching. Tweet like your crush doesn't follow you. Cook like yelp wasn't invented yet. Just generally don't try hard
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) February 19, 2015
Let’s bookend things quite neatly with Emily’s *first* appearance on Conan back in 2014! She’s been this funny for that long, folks! See you next week.