Boooooooooo! Happy Halloween!! Did I scare you? No? That’s okay. We’re here to laugh, not be scared. This week we’re going to laugh at the work of Andy Haynes, an NYC-based standup comic who is our very special Funny Human of the Week. You may recognize Andy from numerous television appearances, including Conan and Comedy Central’s Half Hour! Let’s check out a clip of Andy doing stand up courtesy of Comedy Central to get ourselves going:
Let’s learn about more about Andy’s background and his (then) recent divorce thanks to a clip from his appearance on Pete Holmes’ You Made It Weird.
More Andy, care of this old clip featuring an extra dash of Brody Stevens. Miss you Brody.
Andy’s out here in 2019 offering up killer one liners on Twitter. Dude’s an asset to anyone’s feed, an island of comedy relief in a social media landscape full of bad takes and dumb screenshots. Let’s look at some jokes!
It’s probably wrong to send postcards to my ex’s dog telling him to bite her new boyfriend, but it’s also funny.
— 2HAYNEZ (@imandyhaynes) May 2, 2019
Can't wait till the president's impeached so I can start hanging out with Barron again.
— 2HAYNEZ (@imandyhaynes) September 30, 2019
Ansel Elgort follows me so the Goldfinch is good.
— 2HAYNEZ (@imandyhaynes) September 10, 2019
The nice thing about an NYC diner, is for a mere 25 dollars you can get food poisoning and be treated like shit, which is a deal I just can’t turn down.
— 2HAYNEZ (@imandyhaynes) April 7, 2019
Getting a tattoo today, hope this whole “Damn Daniel” thing stays relevant.
— 2HAYNEZ (@imandyhaynes) October 21, 2019
On our way out, we’re gonna witness Andy’s massive riffing skills via this excellent clip of his appearance on the improvised standup show Set List!