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Now is a time for starting over. The air is blowing blossoms in streaks across the road and the trees smell like a dog’s vulva. The ground is sweating and the rain is sneaking out of the clouds at night to make your dreams all moist and ready. There is a dickhole bird waking up early every day to chirp with convicted idiocy into your windows, “This is the year you’re going to be famous, or sleep with someone famous at least, so get out of bed and put deodorant on!” Now is the time to make some sweeping changes or they will make you sick.

The Lonely Forest are an MTV pop-punk band who’d probably be more comfortable touring with the Get Up Kids in 2002 which is something I want in my eyes and ears. This song is pretty schmaltzy but if we can’t deal with unencumbered optimism in the Springiest of Times then when else should we? This song is telling you to go outside and have some fun, so please do that first.

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