APRIL 12 IS NATIONAL GRILLED CHEESE DAY.
According to legend the Internet, the cheese sandwich first became popular in the United States during the ’20s, when mass-produced sliced bread and American cheese became inexpensive and widely distributed. The Cheese Dream (a blanket statement/name for a grilled cheese with any add-on imaginable) was all the rage during The Great Depression, when it was traditionally served as bread, shitty cheese and a hot dog.
So it only makes sense that in today’s day and age of gluttony (I’m not judging; I put bacon in my mac and cheese), the Internet would yield the most epic of grilled cheese how-to’s. What happens when Deadmau5 batters and fries 12 sandwiches made of Gouda, cheese puffs, Cheddar, Jäger, Mozzarella, five lbs. of Havarti, SO MUCH BACON and everything amazing? This. This is what happens. May god have mercy on all our souls (read: arteries).