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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.

  • The Kid’s Farm at the Smithsonian National Zoo is closed and under quarantine because they found E. coli in a few of the animals. Instead, keep your kids home and show them the movie Quarantine. It’s almost as good as the original, Rec, and is very family appropriate. (via Smithsonian Press Release)


  • The streetcar is FINALLY running and we can hardly believe it. (via WAMU)
  • It may be beautiful as hell outside right now, but it could snow on Friday because the world is a vampire. (via Washington Post)


  • Tanya Synder, the wife of Redskins owner Dan Snyder donated $534.86 to Donald Trump last September so get your pitchforks ready. (via City Paper)
  • There are Zika virus mosquitoes in Capitol Hill so be careful out there kiddos. (via Washingtonian)
  • Pollstar named 9:30 Club the nightclub of the year for the fifth year in a row. (via 9:30 Club Press Release)


  • Crane & Turtle is closing in April, so run and get some Japanese / French fusion food while you can. (via DCist)
  • Air & Space museum has a bad ass brand new laser projector. (via DCist)
  • Action Bronson went to Rose’s Luxury because the man has good taste. (via Vice)