WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.

• D.C. is one of the top five most violent cities in the U.S. Baltimore is number three! How fun! (via WTOP)

• In slightly more fun news, we’re the best city for women in tech. (via DCInno)
• Metro is going to bring cell phone service / improve radio communications to its tunnels, but it’s going to cost a lot of money to do it. (via Washington Post)
• Johnny Depp, Bill Nye, Richard Dawkins, and Margaret Cho will all be converging on the Mall on June 4th for the Reason Rally. (via DCist)

• Hey ladiezzz, make sure to head over to Lupo Verde on March 8th for a free mimosa. (via Borderstan)
• The corner of 14th and K briefly turned into a water park this morning. (via DCist)

Geyser in the middle of the intersection at 14th and K NW. pic.twitter.com/PNdrpW1lGP

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• A bunch of husky puppies will be at The Shay this weekend for you to pet and love and possibly steal. (via Borderstan)
• The 27-year moratorium on new liquor licenses in Georgetown may finally be coming to an end. (via Washington Post)

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• A “fire-inspired” bar is coming to 19th street and there are going to be so many blowtorches. (via City Paper)
• Do you want to read an entire article about chairs? City Paper has an entire article about chairs. (via City Paper)