A password will be e-mailed to you.

WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around DC) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.

  • Metro is broken and no one is going to argue that, so instead, City Paper asked a bunch of different people how they would fix Metro instead. (via City Paper)
  • Speaking of Metro, it’s also expensive. Here’s exactly how expensive. (via Washington Post)


  • Jose Andres is counter suing Donald Trump because he’s the hero we deserve. (via DCist)
  • A mayoral clerk was arrested for possessing cocaine. He was hiding it in the toilet trap which sounds so gross, yet pretty clever. (via WTOP)
  • A woman was caught on camera doing yoga on the Metro tracks. She’s now been arrested. Good riddance. (via NBC)


  • Don’t know what #CRANKPARTY is? Come learn more about #CRANKPARTY. (via DC Music Download)
  • Rose’s Luxury is officially everybody’s favorite restaurant. (via Washington Post)
  • There is a brand new Tiki bar coming to U Street because apparently it’s going to be summer forever. (via Washington Post)