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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…

  • A 19-year-old was arrested for the shooting of AU grad Matthew Shlonsky near the Howard University Shaw Metro Station. (via Washington Post)
  • Wheaties, yes the cereal company, is releasing their very own beer. I smell a BYT taste test coming on. (via Drink DC)


  • Arlington is expensive as FUCK. (via WBJ)
  • If you’re interested in cheating on your significant other, Washingtonian has a list of the best discrete bars where no hackers will be able to find you. Thank you, Washingtonian. Thank you. (via Washingtonian)


  • A guy in a mask was waving around a knife in Barcelona last night. I’d like to think he just has a lot of thoughts about their wine program and he doesn’t know how to appropriately express them, but he was probably just crazy. (via Borderstan)
  • D.C.’s latest distillery, Jos. A. Magnus & Co. is opening up this Saturday. They’ll be pumping out gin and bourbon and I can’t imagine anything more delightful. A city can never have too many gin distilleries. (via City Paper)


  • People are, understandably, freaking out about D.C.’s summer crime wave and they’re blaming it, understandably, on D.C. officials. (via Washington Times)
  • UberEats is coming to D.C. next Tuesday, because we do not have enough delivery options in this city. (via Eater)
  • Neighbors in Southwest are not happy about the Shakespeare Theatre Company’s planned development. I guess all the world is not a stage (I’m sorry). (via City Paper)