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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…

  • A ten year old boy who was less than five feet tall mugged someone at gunpoint in Brightwood-Manor Park. Damn that’s embarrassing. (via Washington Post)
  • Twenty-two D.C. government employees were ousted during the Ashley Madison leak. This is going to be so good for divorce lawyers. (via DCist)
  • A new bar opening in Columbia Heights called The Airedale is serving Old Overholt ice cream. Just let that sink in. (via City Paper)


  • For the first time ever DC is conducting their first survey of homeless youth. (via WAMU)
  • Two drunk women wondered backstage in the middle of a performance of The Fix. Thank god for drunk people. (via Washington Post)


  • George Mason is building a $73 million health sciences building because why the fuck not? When you have that kind of money you can do whatever you want. (via WBJ)
  • Should you stop in the bike lane? This helpful flowchart will show you the light. (via Greater Greater Washington)
  • People were selling nitrous oxide outside of the Phish concert at Merriweather. I used to work at Merriweather. I hate Phish. Not because of their musical talent, but because their fans are the worst. (via WJLA)