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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…


  • It’s August, which means D.C. is a barren wasteland void of humans. You’re definitely not going to go on any dates. You’re going to be alone forever. (via Washington Post)
  • Are you a poor person who orders rail drinks? Same. Here’s exactly what some of D.C.’s bars are pouring when you ask for rail. (via Washington City Paper)
  • RGIII thinks he is the best quarterback in the NFL. Good for him. (via Washington Post)
  • Donald Trump is maybe for D.C. statehood? He also thinks we’re “really special.” I’m so confused. (via Washington City Paper)


  • In sad and upsetting news, crime is rising across D.C. and no one really knows what to do about it. (via Washington Post)
  • The “Baltimore Batman”, basically a guy who drove around dressed up like Batman and visited ill children, was killed after being hit by a car. Damn this week is depressing. (via WCHS)
  • D.C. has staged more plays by female playwrights than any other city except Chicago. Finally some cool news to break up the sad news. (via Washingtonian)
  • Humidity is on the rise and we are all going to DIE. (via Capital Weather Gang)