WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- After a report of an active shooter at the Navy Yard this morning, the scene has been declared clear with no shots fired or injuries. (via WAMU)
- Police arrest the Metro iPhone thief, who happens to be a 14-year-old kid. (via WaPo)
- Remember that show Clarissa Explains it All? Remember she had a pet alligator named Elvis? This guy from Maryland really took that idea to heart. (via WaPo)
- After scathing report of inhumane conditions, what’s next for D.C.’s dilapidated prisons? (via CityPaper)
- DCPS renews school food program contract with Chartwells, despite reports of fraud, rotting food and millions of dollars lost. (via CityPaper)