DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
kaylee | Jun 2, 2015 | 3:47PM |

WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…

  • We had record breaking rain AND flooding yesterday. Go us. (via Washington Post)
  • Tonight’s screening of The Bicycle Thief in Adams Morgan is canceled. The rain date is June 23rd. (via Twitter)
  • After months of no news (which, according to doctors, is always good news), the art gallery Project 4, on U Street, is officially closed.  (via City Paper)
  • A MD woman died after she received a “basement butt injection” in New York. That is very sad. I am very sorry for her family. I wonder what would be sketchier… a basement butt injection or an alleyway butt injection? Maybe a creepy van butt injection? (via WJLA)
  • The National Building Museum is building a (fake) beach. It’s this years maze. It’s going to be awesome. You should contribute to their Indiegogo. You should always support weird shit in D.C. (via Indiegogo)

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  • The National Mall is closed until June 4th because an elevator is broken. (via Twitter)
  • Virginia is still trying to steal D.C. United from us. Why don’t you get your own team???? (via Washington Post)
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  • The Memorial Bridge is the saddest bridge. (via WAMU)
  • Do you want to move to D.C.? Are you too poor to buy a house? Curbed has a very helpful beginners guide to renting. (via Curbed)
  • The Redskins are removing seats from FedEx Field. The seats are being replaced with metal poles. Would they rather have metal poles than fans??? I’m so confused. (via Fox)

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