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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around DC) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…

  • The Washington Monument is closed today due to what Mike Litterst, a spokesman for the National Park Service says is “a leak of undermined origin . [Washington Post]
  • In other news, Dustin Diamond continues to make questionable life choices. [WJLA]


  • Please Redskins, won’t you just change the name already. (DCist)
  • Some men robbed a pizza delivery driver with a machete. That’s one lazy ass heist.  [NBC4]

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  • Today marks the official opening of the 95/395 express lanes in Northern Virginia. Aren’t toll roads so very exciting? (WJLA)

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