WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around DC) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- Confused on why (and how) Congress is blocking D.C. marijuana legalization? So are we… [WCP]
- SO IT’S TIME TO REVOLT [Washington Post]
- And although Fox News things Congress doesn’t block D.C. laws often, WE KNOW BETTER [DCist]
- A woman accusing Bill Cosby of sexual assault is suing him for defamation, and held a press conference today. [via Press Release]
- In “Bro, lay the fuck off me” news, two Redskins players got in a brawl at practice. Because positive Redskins news doesn’t exist. Ever. [WUSA9]
- The 95 Express Lanes will open this weekend; Frogger weeps silently on lily pad. [WAMU]
- More details emerge about a plane that crashed in Gaithersburg, killing six. [WJLA]
- A kind benefactor started a GoFundMe page to benefit the Gemmell Family, three members of which died in the home affected by the crash. Overwhelming support has increased the goal to $400K, raising more than three quarters of the goal in one day. TL;DR DO YOUR PART IT’S ALMOST CHRISTMAS. [GoFundMe]
