WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around DC) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- DO NOT SMOKE POT IN PUBLIC TO CELEBRATE LEGALIZATION. YOU’LL RUIN EVERYTHING. (via Washington Post)
- Here’s where to party after you vote. That was an extremely Washington-specific sentence. (via Washington Post)
- Somebody stole laptops with voter information at a polling location but they won’t be able to access it so it’s all good. No one will know that you’re Republican. (via WUSA9)
- David Catania thinks he has a 50-50 chance at winning the election. (via Washington City Paper)
- “Haha. You have to deal with what to do with streetcars now.” Vincent Gray, probably, to whoever wins the election. (via WAMU)
- A lot of people in D.C. called the American Meteor Society last night to report a potential meteor. I mean, who else would you call? (via ABC7)
- Hellbender Brewing Company is launching their first D.C.-made beer at Iron Horse tomorrow. They named it after the Red Line. The Red Line did not deserve this. The Red Line deserves nothing. (via Popville)
