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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around DC) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…

  • You could be this asshole’s Hill intern. “Vapid granolas who fear guns” need not apply. (via DCist)
  • The streetcars are amazing! Lol, jk, people still park in their tracks. (via WAMU)
  • A feral cat shut down a Maryland elementary school, and animal control is using “high tech” methods to remove it. Entice the cat with “kitten mittens,” perhaps? (via DCist)

  • Dan Snyder doesn’t use email. One less medium to receive hate mail. (via Washington Post)

  • Ward 5 (home to Union Market) may undergo a facelift (via WCP)

  • Chevy Chase will not sue the state of Maryland over the Purple Line, and shrimp(like things) will die. (via Washington Post)