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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around DC) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…

  • A teacher in Virginia was arrested for biting a toddler. Dammit toddlers, stop being so delicious! (via NBC Washington)
  • In further proof that robots are taking over the world, computers are going to start replacing conductors on the Metro again for the first time since 2009. Don’t worry, they only killed nine people last time. (via DCist)


  • If D.C. legalized marijuana, we would be so rich. (via DCist)


  • South Park released a preview trailer for Season 18 and it tackles Dan Snyder and the Redskins. (via WJLA)
  • “Why can’t we all just get along?”-D.C. mayoral candidate Carol Schwartz, basically, while Muriel Bowser and David Catania verbally beat the shit out of each other at the first mayoral debate. (via WAMU)



  • This whole mayoral debate thing would probably go so much smoother if it was moderated by Fucked Up frontman Damian Abraham, who is moderating the Toronto mayoral debate. (via Gawker)
  • Are colleges really doing all they can to help low-income students? (via New York Times)
  • D.C. cab drivers hate Uber. (via WAMU)
  • The Secret Service wants to amp up security around the White House after a guy with a knife jumped the fence and just walked right on in the doors this weekend. (via WJLA)
  • Super famous chef Daniel Boulud opened his new restaurant at the CityCenterDC complex and  D.C. chefs fangirled really hard. (via Washington City Paper)
  • If you’re not really, really rich but still want to act like it, Mari Vanna is offering unlimited caviar for $29. (via Washington City Paper)


  • Obama launched a new campaign against sexual assault on college campuses and the ad features a lot of famous people. (via WJLA)
  • The Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority wants to give you a free EZ pass to celebrate Dulles Toll Road’s 30th birthday. Happy birthday, Dulles Toll Road. (via Washington Post)