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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around DC) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…

  • The long-awaited Metro fare hike kicks in on Sunday. Meanwhile, the Red Line will be closing in parts of downtown and THE WORLD HATES YOU. (via DCist)
  • Maryland Rep. Andy Harris doesn’t want DC to decriminalize marijuana. Chill, bro, hit this… (via Washington Post)
  • You can AirBNB a motherfuckin’ boat, thanks to Boatbound. Prices start at five to 150 Lonely Island records. (Via Washington City Paper)
  • You no longer need a license to be a DC tour guide. Long live the Adam and Eve© Super Rabbit™ Monument! (Via DCist)
  • The National Park Service hasn’t said much about Fort Reno, even though they said something, it’s really nothing. (Via Washington City Paper)