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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around DC) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…

  • Bike theft (among other things) is down 56% on the Metro since last year. So you’re all in the clear to take your bike on the Metro even though that takes up a lot of space and people will still be very annoyed by you. (DCist)

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  • 50 Senators want to the NFL to change the Redskins name. 50. Can we just change the fucking name and move on? (NBC)

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  • A second-grade teacher in Loudon County got arrested for teaching drunk…..probably not a good call, man. (WJLA)

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  • A man put an ad on Craigslist saying that he’ll get married if it means he gets to split rent on a one bedroom apartment with a woman who is “between the ages of 26 and 33. Social drinker. Non smoker. No drugs. Good hygiene. No felony charges. Healthy.” He also adds that she cannot be a Republican, and that they’re not going to get married they’re just going to skip ahead to living together. This is a very tempting offer. (HuffPostDC)

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  • We’re assuming some jackasses went to see a movie at Tysons Corner and made little bottle bombs that went off and did nothing but make popping noises. And the police were called. WHAT A RUSH. (WUSA9)

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  • Sarah Palin called Barack Obama lazy. In the same interview she used the phrase “poo-pooed”. (Fox News)

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