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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around DC) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.

  • We received a press release about a $5 five-types-of-pork-taco (say that five times fast) this Cinco de Mayo at El Rey. Downside? It’s only available for one day. Upside? No tortilla, just pork.
Photo by Allix Wright

Photo by Allix Wright

  • Google’s self-driving car is driving around DC, asserting its autonomy and proving that it will be left standing (with the roaches) after man’s demise. (Via DCist)


drake mitzvah

  • Low-income, DC schools that promote individualized learning for students received $100,000 in grants. It’s good for kids to have Mentos. (Via WaPo)


  • A former Redskins wide-receiver denies accusations that he punched a Valet driver…Chris Brown’s body guard invited him to his weekly support-meeting for privileged punchers. (Via NBC)
  • The unfortunately-named Capitol Hill dive bar The Pour House closes tonight after 11 years. Tonight, we pour one out for our fallen comrade… (Via City Paper)

pour one out