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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around DC) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.

  • RED ALERT (pun intended)! THE RED PANDA ISN’T AT THE ZOO ANYMORE! This has nothing to do with Rusty the Red Panda’s DC excursion last year, in fact it’s new panda Bao-Bao’s fault for bringing in so many visitors. On a positive note, Rusty was just taken to Virginia for breeding 😉 (DCist)


  • It’s really cold today but suffer through it because it’s supposed to be ALMOST 50 DEGREES TOMORROW YAYAY! (Weather)



  • The south continues to freak out over snow and I’m thinking somebody needs to just teach them to wear sweatpants and put salt on the roads. (WTOP)


  • Some douchebag firefighters in northeast DC would not help a woman save her dying father, and now they’re in trouble. (Washington Post)


  • In other firefighter news, these sweet angels in Alexandria are raising money to pay for the vet bill of 4 dogs that got caught in a house fire. (DCist)


  • If you’re curious as to why DC public schools are viewed as shit, here are some charts that explain why. (Washington City Paper)


  • SPORTS! The Wizards continue to be an unpromising work in progress. (NBC Washington)


  • Here are a bunch of winter weather tips for you, your car, and your pets. #1? Don’t go outside. Thank you, NBC. (NBC Washington)