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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around DC) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.

  • A rare shrimplike creature could derail Purple Line plans. See what I did there? (via Washington Post)
  • Darth Vader and some Stormtroopers took over D.C. yesterday and it was glorious. (via Washington Post)


  • DC Public Schools accidentally compared dealing with public school students to a war…. (via Twitter)

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  • In the most important news, the Zoo’s panda cub is officially named Bao Bao. (via DCist)
  • Apparently people don’t realize they have to get out of the way of the streetcar. (via NBC Washington)


  • Some grinches stole about $10,000 worth of donations from the Salvation Army. (via DCist)


  • Boxes of alcohol were spilled in a crash this morning. But how will we get through the holidays without alcohol? (via NBC Washington)

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‘Til next time!