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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around DC) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.

PSA: Pick up your phone and (252) 64 – DPLAN for a new Dismemberment Plan song. Or give it out at the bars tonight to give the less-than-attractive a better taste in music

• ICYMI: Wal-Mart may walk on three planned store openings, sparking more debate on the fair-wage law currently making it’s way to Mayor Grey.

• Arguably the most important question of summer TV/a great title for a Godzilla reboot: Which really gives us more to think about, ‘The Newsroom’ or ‘Honey Boo Boo?’ Spoiler:

• Yeah, it’s ridiculously hot outside, and will be all week. So hot, that DC’s opened up four “cooling centers” around the District due to a hyperthermia alert. And there’s always frozen drinks.

• Shout-out to DC’s most bro-tacular baseball phenom, Bryce Harper, who will hit in tonight’s home run derby.

• NOVA Women’s Healthcare closes its doors, after being the only abortion provider in Fairfax, VA.