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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around DC) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.


  • 400 Koi fish were STOLEN from a pond in Herndon,VA. Two men, over four afternoons, told people that they were “removing unhealthy Koi from the pond,” using fish nets to put them in coolers and haul them off. If you see two fifty-year-old men with far too many Koi fish on their hands, let somebody know. (via WJLA)
  • Today, in the wake of yesterday’s dismissal of DOMA, President Obama and Senegalese President Macky Sall had a little public disagreement on stage. When POTUS, currently visiting Senegal to meet with… erm… POS(?) said that equal protection under the law should be “universalized,” Sall said “Say wha?” Awkward. (yahoo news) Oh, and in Senegal gay sex is actually a criminally punishable offense.



  • Erik Bruner-Yang, Toki Underground’s founder and head chef, was arrested for domestic dispute yesterday morning, allegedly attacking his ex girlfriend and her fiance. (via Washingtonian)
  • In related post-SCOTUS news, a badass tumblr was created for Hon. Ruth Bader Ginsberg — the Notorious RBG. Read about it at InTheCapital!

That’s all folks!