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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around DC) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.

  • Pretty ridiculous news day, ladies and gents. Hold on to your butts. This morning on the “Today” show, Obama said he’ll get a tattoo if his daughters do. (Click for video, skip to 3:13 if you just can’t wait for it) (via Washington Post)  — Please, just one of you, take one for the team!

  • This one’s juicy as all get out: Adam Savader, Paul Ryan’s only intern, is allegedly a total pervert. I bet if we ask him about this totally bizarre sex-scheme, he’ll tell us to read Ayn Rand. (via Wonkette)

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