DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
kaylee | Dec 21, 2015 | 3:00PM |

WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.

  • 2.5 million people are getting the fuck out of D.C. for the holidays, which means the city is going to get much better for the rest of us. (via DCist)
  • It’s going to be hot as hell on Christmas day. (via Washington Post)


  • Metro is still a pit of danger and there’s nothing Santa can do about it. (via Greater Greater Washington)
  • Speaking of Metro, it was a rough day for them. Where’s that riders union when you need it? (via DCist)
  • Performance artists Brian Feldman really wants to wash your dishes (again). (via DCist)


  • Damaged City is back and the lineup looks real good. (via City Paper)
  • Things got physical at Songbyrd this weekend… and not in a bad way. (via Washington Post)
  • Unlike Justin Bieber, Fig & Olive is not interested in apologies. (via Washington Post)


  • Boundary Stone is open again and there is a lot more room for whisky, which is more important than most things. (via Eater)
  • There was a lightsaber battle in Dupont Circle today because the new Star Wars movie is turning us all into children and no one cares. (via Borderstan)